About me

I am two and a half years old (that's a teenager to you, surf-dude) and recently won third prize in a dog competition, and so my breed is confirmed as lurcher, even if my mother won't admit it. Actually, I was quite chuffed as it was the first prize that I have ever won and I got a huge sack full of dog goodies which I whiffled and whaffled up at top speed together with a pat from some guy who was judging and claimed to watch TV. I don't do TV, you know, so Web 2.0, dude, and my motto, is "Never look back, just catch it/leg it /eat it".

Actually, he didn't claim to watch TV at all, he said he was an actor. I was so surprised that I forgot to sneak up behind him and bite his butt ("fanny" if you are reading this in the US, of course, but we Brit dogs tend to snigger about things like that). Butt-biting is a particular speciality of mine as it goes.

My friends: Lots if you look at my blog, but in world of tax only Rufus, and he's a lurcher too. We have a lot in common (he talks tax too - great lurchers think alike). You can find Rufus in sometimes in Taxation magazine funnily enough.

My hobbies: Well, I like running and chasing things, really, well, running anywhere and chasing anything, but I am pretty good with rabbits and have caught three this week. To be honest and keep this quiet, it is the first time that I have ever caught anything other than mange and the odd sheep so I am secretly quite pleased. I am quick, no dude, think Matrix, forget your normal concepts of time and motion, think very, very quick.

I can out run deer which is a really cool but gets me into big, big trouble. I get into less trouble for chasing the postman, but he wouldn't keep coming back if he did not enjoy it and so I rest my paw on that one. I quite like walks, but nothing can beat hanging around my lane and intimidating walkers, or knocking over the odd cyclist.

Most days I sleep, and try and keep warm. I think the duvet is the best invention I have ever seen, apart from those cans that don't need openers. I am not a big foodie, but I will nick anything if it looks like someone else will like it, may want it, or might eat if it was cooked/defrosted/rehydrated etc.

Hope you like my blog, I will be turning my attention to more and more topics as I extend my lead.

Me on the beach

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